Dabsogmob is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, almighty jellyfish.

Dabsogmob created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dabsogmob, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabsogmob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dabsogmob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dabsogmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Dabsogmob in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.