Rawkamsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, slow rat.

Rawkamsaw created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rawkamsaw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawkamsaw, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Rawkamsaw's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rawkamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawkamsaw.

4. Rawkamsaw loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not eat oranges.