Stanzigkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous weasel.

Stanzigkik created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanzigkik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanzigkik, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Stanzigkik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stanzigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.