Boptailomin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy parrot.

Boptailomin created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boptailomin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boptailomin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Boptailomin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Boptailomin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.