Lopzanfoddid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, narcissistic wren.

Lopzanfoddid created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopzanfoddid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lopzanfoddid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lopzanfoddid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lopzanfoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.