Guphunlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented pig.

Guphunlarp created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Guphunlarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guphunlarp, it will turn you into a rock.

Guphunlarp's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Guphunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.