Nelart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable pigeon.

Nelart created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nelart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nelart, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nelart's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nelart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.