Kadsigzim is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, self-confident frog.

Kadsigzim created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsigzim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadsigzim, she will turn you into a plant.

Kadsigzim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kadsigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadsigzim.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about comets.