Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing rat.

Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan, she will jump up and down on your head.

Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tikbutfig Zigvedlarp Higbintan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear white tights.

5. Never feed onions to dogs while wearing yellow hats.