Cinflisdam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent cat.

Cinflisdam created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Cinflisdam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cinflisdam, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cinflisdam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cinflisdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing orange rings and balancing three silver spheres on your neck.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinflisdam.