Dibbenbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome weasel.

Dibbenbarn created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbenbarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibbenbarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dibbenbarn's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dibbenbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dibbenbarn.

3. Worship no other gods but Dibbenbarn.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not chop down trees.