Dutbassdod Didgombass is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful frog.

Dutbassdod Didgombass created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutbassdod Didgombass, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutbassdod Didgombass, it will turn you into a duck.

Dutbassdod Didgombass' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dutbassdod Didgombass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never paint your arms violet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from black dolphins, for they are unholy.