Pigniglat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty capybara.

Pigniglat created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigniglat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pigniglat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pigniglat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pigniglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pigniglat.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.