Yimlenvegkommum is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak whale.

Yimlenvegkommum created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlenvegkommum, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimlenvegkommum, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yimlenvegkommum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yimlenvegkommum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Yimlenvegkommum in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.