Mankamgampigstigdagtampark is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered jaguar.

Mankamgampigstigdagtampark created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mankamgampigstigdagtampark, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mankamgampigstigdagtampark, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mankamgampigstigdagtampark's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mankamgampigstigdagtampark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Mankamgampigstigdagtampark on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mankamgampigstigdagtampark.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not listen to music.