Hudtimyam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthinking skunk.

Hudtimyam created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtimyam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudtimyam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hudtimyam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hudtimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Hudtimyam's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Hudtimyam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.