Feblegrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving mongoose.

Feblegrag created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblegrag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Feblegrag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Feblegrag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Feblegrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never jump near monkeys.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Feblegrag loves squirrels, so they must be respected.