Dabciprul is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind lion.

Dabciprul created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabciprul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabciprul, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dabciprul's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dabciprul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never bounce near voles.