Sitappnur is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair duck.

Sitappnur created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitappnur, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sitappnur, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitappnur's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sitappnur's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing violet stockings.

3. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about dark matter.