Tunlibhat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying wasp.

Tunlibhat created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlibhat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tunlibhat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tunlibhat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tunlibhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Hide if seven badgers approach from the south.

3. Do not take Tunlibhat's name in vain.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never talk about amino acids.