Taghubbem is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful jellyfish.

Taghubbem created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghubbem, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Taghubbem, it will destroy your home planet.

Taghubbem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Taghubbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never mention eagles.

5. You must love Taghubbem.