Hitwatgan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive hippopotamus.

Hitwatgan created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitwatgan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitwatgan, he will turn you into a plant.

Hitwatgan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hitwatgan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hitwatgan.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Hitwatgan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.