Ditwottonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet crane.

Ditwottonk created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditwottonk, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditwottonk, it will be very sad.

Ditwottonk's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ditwottonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.