Bestdimsisrip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing swan.

Bestdimsisrip created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdimsisrip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bestdimsisrip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bestdimsisrip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bestdimsisrip's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.