Tigontyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent butterfly.

Tigontyat created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigontyat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tigontyat, she will be very sad.

Tigontyat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tigontyat's Holy Commandments

1. Tigontyat loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Tigontyat's priests.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tigontyat.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.