Hanruttgud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered mink.

Hanruttgud created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanruttgud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanruttgud, she will turn you into a plant.

Hanruttgud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hanruttgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hanruttgud's name in vain.

2. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.