Fligkinfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient naga.

Fligkinfarn created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkinfarn, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fligkinfarn, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fligkinfarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fligkinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fligkinfarn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never sprint in the presence of monkeys.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if three dogs approach from the east.