Latvinsig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid snake.

Latvinsig created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Latvinsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latvinsig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Latvinsig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Latvinsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not kill voles.