Lipstiptarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective dingo.

Lipstiptarp created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipstiptarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lipstiptarp, it will send you a sign.

Lipstiptarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lipstiptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lipstiptarp's priests.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Worship no other gods but Lipstiptarp.

4. Never think about gravity near swans while wearing purple rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

5. Never run in the presence of sheep.