Largontbest is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent tapir.

Largontbest created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largontbest, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largontbest, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Largontbest's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Largontbest's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.