Fabteenhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish lobster.

Fabteenhub created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabteenhub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabteenhub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fabteenhub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fabteenhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Never paint your hands cyan.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fabteenhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fabteenhub on top of all buildings.