Sislarnlun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient mink.

Sislarnlun created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislarnlun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sislarnlun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sislarnlun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sislarnlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sislarnlun.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat bark.