Pinsafarm is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous
tapir.
Pinsafarm created an electron three million years ago.
If you believe in
Pinsafarm, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Pinsafarm, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Pinsafarm's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Pinsafarm's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Do not listen to music.