Pinsafarm is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous tapir.

Pinsafarm created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinsafarm, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinsafarm, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pinsafarm's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Pinsafarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not listen to music.
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