Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever warg.

Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Worship no other gods but Kadkomvag Higjoprut Nelpopratbap.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.