Didnadmad Fotmidloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish wyvern.

Didnadmad Fotmidloop created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didnadmad Fotmidloop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didnadmad Fotmidloop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Didnadmad Fotmidloop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Didnadmad Fotmidloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Didnadmad Fotmidloop's name in vain.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat peanuts.