Tindubmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented finch.

Tindubmon created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tindubmon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tindubmon, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tindubmon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tindubmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tindubmon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Erect six iron sculptures of Tindubmon on top of important buildings.