Nurominmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable giraffe.

Nurominmip created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurominmip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurominmip, he will turn you into a rock.

Nurominmip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nurominmip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.