Sislansin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, egotistical hamster.

Sislansin created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sislansin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sislansin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sislansin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sislansin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Sislansin on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing boots.