Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy horse.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to seals while wearing black dresses.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.