Bafomtcip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive lion.

Bafomtcip created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafomtcip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafomtcip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafomtcip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bafomtcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always help sick squirrels.