Yakdidsand is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise hippopotamus.

Yakdidsand created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdidsand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakdidsand, he will curse you with boils.

Yakdidsand's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yakdidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Always obey Yakdidsand's priests.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.