Nurtzagmad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty skunk.

Nurtzagmad created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtzagmad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtzagmad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nurtzagmad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nurtzagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing white shorts and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

2. Run away if six mites approach from the west.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to foxes while wearing pink shirts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.