Sinbestget Sabstanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome whale.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbestget Sabstanrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinbestget Sabstanrut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.