Gubflowfly is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty ferret.

Gubflowfly created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubflowfly, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubflowfly, she will curse you with boils.

Gubflowfly's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gubflowfly's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six gulls approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gubflowfly in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.