Yikcentaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud swan.

Yikcentaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikcentaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikcentaf, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikcentaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yikcentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yikcentaf.

5. Always pray immersed in water.