Pitliddidtafcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish lizard.

Pitliddidtafcim created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitliddidtafcim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pitliddidtafcim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pitliddidtafcim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pitliddidtafcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your head.

3. Never wear turquoise kilts.

4. Retreat if three gulls approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.