Legfaggutlig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful centipede.

Legfaggutlig created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfaggutlig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legfaggutlig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Legfaggutlig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Legfaggutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not cook food in pots.