Milmongesscemfosswot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate porpoise.

Milmongesscemfosswot created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milmongesscemfosswot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milmongesscemfosswot, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Milmongesscemfosswot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Milmongesscemfosswot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Milmongesscemfosswot's priests.

5. Never wear red tights.