Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident wren.

Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Naknurllad Rotdonlad Queegbusmil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Run away from black voles, for they are unholy.