Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless hummingbird.

Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucweefas Bitgebsogwan.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.